The Daily Digress

Sure, I haven't touched this blog in three years. And it's true that I have publicly declared that I would not make public declarat...

Dear Anonymous (The final Anonymous from this post , that is), I'm inspired. Please, stay tuned. While I wouldn't dare give you advi...

I have received a lot of questions recently about food. I love food and I eat a lot of it, so this strikes me as very appropriate. Here we g...

First Piece of advice: If you want customers not to be cranky while they wait, have free internet, like they do here at Nuttall's . They...

Stop breathing weird in the next room. I can hear it and it's irritating. Now for the first reader question, from kbfenner, who I love, ...

I have this fantasy. I want an advice column. It would be funny. And brilliant, I'm sure. I need practice, though. So...here's a tho...

One summer, I let my children get faux -hawks. For the unfamiliar, the faux -hawk is a classic cut involving spiky hair in a strip down the ...