Oh, the X-Man.

The X-Man: Aunt E, do you know who you're going to marry yet?

Aunt E: No.

The X-Man: Oh.

[the following discussion deleted because it was boring. ish.]

Moi: Sweetheart, how do you know who you're going to marry?

X-Man: Huh? I do not understand this question.

Moi: I mean, what do you need to know about someone to know that you should marry him?*

X-Man, after some thought: That he's not a gangster.

Moi: How do you know if someone's a gangster?

X-Man: He has sweet clothes.

X-Man, after much more thought: And a gun.

X-Man, after much, much more thought: But maybe he's a hunter.

So, ladies, now you know. A dude with a gun is okay to marry, as long as he doesn't have sweet clothes. If you see a total dork with a gun, that's your man.

Namasté, y'all!

* It should be noted here that I was pathetically hoping for a really cute answer, because a year or so ago, I asked him the same question and he answered,

"His heart."

I guess he's jaded now that he's in first grade.