"Learn to drive."
Which I said tonight, in front of the X-Man, because some moron was blocking the way out of a parking lot in his big, dumb dualie.
"Is that your motto?"
The X-Man likes to know the score.
"I guess it is," I answered.
"SWEET! I have to learn to drive right NOW, because you have to obey your Mom's motto!"
"NOW!," growled Baby J.
I like my motto. Learn to drive. It has a nice ring to it, n'est-ce pas?