City kids.

"I know how to start a fire without using matches or a lighter," crowed the X-Man.

And I, his proud mother, thought that after one night of forced camping with his reluctant, Westin-loving father (and a whole group of similarly citified fathers and children) he would be excited to tell me about rubbing two sticks together and all that.

"Yeah, you just get a starter log and poke it with a stick."

"Wait," I had to ask, "Don't you have to use matches or a lighter to get the starter log started?"

"Nope. You just poke it with a stick!"

Some of us just aren't meant for camping. That's my boy!

Namasté, y'all!