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Is it really wrong of me to wonder why the lawn dude hasn't been by to mow our grass? I mean, I know, over the years, we've proved to be 100% useless in the yard, but we weren't getting paid for it. Technically, he doesn't get paid for it if he doesn't do it because he bills us after it's done, but I'm so worried about the grass! It's such a mystery to me. If it grows too long, could it become suicidal and choke itself to death?
This is just one of the things I worry about at night, when I can't sleep. One of the other things I worry about is something Charlotte said in the Sex and the City Movie. I'm paraphrasing, but when she was asked if she was happy all the time in her marriage, she answered,
"We're happy every day. Maybe not all day, every day, but every day."
Yet a third thing that worries me is that I took a line from that movie so seriously that it makes me lie awake at night, pondering the health of my marriage. I think my husband is mad at me every day. Maybe not all day, every day, but every day.
Speaking of the third thing, my cool friend and neighbor Colleen sent me an email a while back with some excellent news. She found the elusive "Third Thing" skit from Saturday Night Live with Justin Timberlake. One of the funniest skits of all time, if you ask me. Check it out. I dare you not to die laughing when JT says the line about the "third thing." Thank you, Colleen!
Namasté, y'all!
1 comment:
Ha! That was great!
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